I went to a certain function looking something like this.....
(coutesy of Gap.com)
when in fact I was expected to look something like this.....
(courtesy of victoriassecret.com)
Ignore hair and body...i am talking about the suit, obviously.
How did this happen?
a) I am a kindergarten teacher and have no idea how to dress in the adult world
b) I got confused about the nature of the event
c) I am stupid and inexperienced
d) all of the above.
Needless to say, the whole time I tried to camouflage my jeans behind a magazine and pretended to not notice the smirks from the rest of the corporate drones. Really, I'm not bitter.